"If I Ever Had kids"

Oh ok better lol

 

I will make my kid read all the books of history in one week... And of he doesn't... He will have to make a better nuke than the one that Einstein made and if he doesn't... Its time to rip his head with a baseball bat

 

I'm not like that

 

I'm a good father 

 

Im not a father. But I have two younger sisters

 

(me neither...)

 

Hill....
Oh I'm not going to say what I'm thinking  horrible I'd take one to your head...
Poor children

 

I don't really want kids but if I had them mum would have to take care of them most of the time because me and my husband would most likely be surgeons.

 

I'm a mommy
I don't discipline her in a violent way mostly bc I was beaten by my birth mom so I stick her in time out and take her toys away.
I'm not perfect but I'd my best

 

What I said I would do. I would never do

 

I do* and thats good Lare

 

Well I most likely won't have kids so mines probably not going to happen and I'm not a monster I have my reasons

 

If I ever have kids I'll teach them martial arts and care for them

 

I would change there diapers play some catch

 

If I ever have kids I wanna have atleast 1. 2 would be great. 3 would be pushing it and if I have a 4th one he/she would be a mistake  but id still love him/her. 

 

My parents had 4 children and a dog

 

Are u the 4th child?  lol jk

 

No. I was the fifth. My real parents had four

 

 damn

 

If I had
Kids
I would give them
Extra
Lessons in science