He's Canadian... You can't ask for more than effort (Canada is my second home that's why I joke about it )
Cookies bro, you always make me smile. Your name reminds me of my grandma on her rocking chair dipping her triple chocolate cookies in a glass of milk until they were soft enough for her to eat Ow how much i miss my grandma
My cookies always go soft. Then they fall into my tea and splash scolding hot tea over my apron and my kitty kat
Then she goes crazy and stuff, tearing my peachy curtains and leaving nip nip stains all over the carpet which I have to clean up but my back is too sore to move so I can't get another cookie