I Think I'm Gunna Cry

Said I'm confused.

Congrats on being a smart-ass to someone who is drunk off their ass. You must feel sooo proud!


Lmfao!!! . In fact my guy friend just made fun of you too. Feel special? You should. 
 
Uhmmm, why would I pretend to be drunk on an online forum? What's the point in that? I'm almost 22, what's the point in playing childish games, especially online. And I love how you say I'm not really drunk, but say anyone drunk equates alcholic? That is hilarious. On several accounts. Lets see if you can draw the connections. 
 
Ohh, that's why you posted on my thread where imbalanced and impressional teenagers are trying to get the help that they need and deserve, trying to discredit somone that is trying to give them actual help after months to years of struggling to get help, because you're so childish you couldn't keep it to your own thread, and had to involve people that are actually hurting, mentally and physically.

Is any of this getting through to you? If you're gonna fight your own battles, keep it to your own level. Never involve people that are FINALLY trying to seek help, that are trying to avoid self-destructive behaviors.

I was laughing at first, but when you went on my thread, that is where you crossed the line. None of them deserve any external shit. I can fight my own battles. Do NOT drag them down any further.

Jackass.
 
What now? Did you finally see beyond your concited self to see that people were actually hurting, that responded to my thread? Gonna fight with me, keep it with me. Never bring hurting individuals into your petty arguments. Me? I don't care, but people that are finally trying to seek help? How selfish and petty can you be to even think to bring them into it?
 
I'm a troll
1. 78% Americans' hands are bigger then their faces

2. 57% of you just tried it

4. Most of you feel gullible

5. Most of you didn't notice I skipped 3

6. 83% rechecked

7. Those 83% had themselves a bit of a chuckle

8. While you chuckled you didn't notice I skipped 5

9. Most of you checked again

10. 10% of you just said a swear word

1.1. It rhymes with truck

12. 92% of you feel a little off balance right now

13. Most of you didn't notice 11 was 1.1

14. All will quit reading after 15

16. Too bad 15 was at the top
 
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a phony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!
 
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