erm.. Talk to her. Say what u think of her but in a nice way ? I didn't read the whole thread so if anyone has already suggested then just ignore me ?
Id say fake your death in a dramatic way, then run away from home and live life on the edge till you hitch hike to somewhere a safe distance from her. Such as Mexico or South America.
Or yeah on a serious note, just have a sit down with her and explain to her what about her bothers you in the nicest way you can. Start off slow, say you wanna stay "friends" and ask her to work on what bothers you.
You can still avoid her no matter how close of a proximity she is. Trust me avoiding helps later on in life too. Per example I have a coworker that constantly incessantly hits on me and another one that's just damn rude I just smile and go okay and walk away. There's some situations where you can't just straight up be like hey I hate you. gotta work around it and just avoid them. Or if all else fails just be blunt in a nice way. I'm the new girl at my job a coworker asked me recently to sit on his lap while he was with friends hanging out after shift I smiled sweetly, said "No" and walked away. By the way your bath and body works idea is amazing. Also the perfume and breath mints would work. Use the fact that she wants to be you to your advantage.
The thing that I find odd is that she doesn't take care of her hygiene...like hygiene is key importance... The thing that I'm concerned with is one of the very real signs of depression is behavior she's exhibiting and a letting go off yourself...hygiene becomes secondary when you're in a severe depression understandably.
So we are on the topic of the girl being depressed now? Did I miss something, I honestly don't think the girl is depressed. But then again maybe, eh idk.
Tell her that you're personalities clash. That ey it's not rude (but it's likely true) and you'll be able to say what you feel. Hope it works out or you
Lund. I'm inquiring as I know that's one of the symptoms of depression and her behavior seems to indicate.
I don't think she's depressed. Obviously I don't know for sure -- she might be really good at hiding it -- but she's a pretty bad liar so I would know; also, she laughs a lot, seems pretty happy in general, and is doing a lot better in school than last year.
Pull your jean pocket inside out and tell her to hold it and never let go . Every time she let's go beat her with a stick , tell her she can not speak or you'll beat her harder . By her third beating she should have learned to run and not say a word to you again