I need help.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FallenAngel12321, Nov 16, 2013.

  1. Lol "BITCH! YO BREATH BE STANKY! GOIN ALL FOETALLY FRESH ON ME YO"
     
  2. I've decided what I'm going to do about the… odor.

    For her breath:
    1. Buy a super strong pack of breath mints
    2. Give some to her every day
    For her B.O.:
    1. Get perfume
    2. Say, "check out my new perfume
    3. Spray excessively
     
  3. Lmao. Seems legit.
     
  4. Go on the top of your School roof Write down S.O.S and just wait till some one rescues you
     
  5. For Christmas, you could buy her a body wash gift basket.
     
  6. Go all out on Gucci to make sure. No corner shop shit make her feel special
     
  7. Yes. I could use her copying instincts to my advantage…

    "Hey! You know my favorite store?"
    -"What?"
    "Bath and Bodyworks!"
    -"Bath an- Same! I love that store! I go to it all the time!"
    "I have so much stuff there, haha."
    -"Me too! I'll bring mine in someday." *makes a mental note to buy some*

    See? Perfect. I'll get her to use that stuff, and the world will be happy.
     
  8. Perfect!
     
  9. I live next to a bodyworks oh we can have a fantastic girl night out



    Lol joking I can't stand smell of sickly perfume skamskanskaanssjasy fucking smells like a puffs parlour
     
  10. I know, I hate it too. Better than the current smell though. Once she walked in and sat next to me, and right when she did this girl who was sitting a couple rows down said, "What's that smell? It's awful!"?
     
  11. It's her dead fishy.
     
  12. Maybe her shampoo is rotten meat flavored.?
     
  13. Wonder if this person played this game
     
  14. Nope. I've had many a tour of her "crappy" iPhone 5, which had replaced the phone she got in 5th grade.? I've seen all her "boring" apps. :roll:
     
  15. Sorry, got carried away with meatloaf on the radio 


    LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL, I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES

    UHUMM?

    why would you look at her apps if you don't like her?
     
  16. Um, maybe because she SHOVED THEM IN MY FACE AND FORCED ME TO LOOK AT THEM WHILE BRAGGING IN THE FORM OF COMPLAINING. "My parents won't even let me get good apps. Ugh. Look at these." And meanwhile they're all paid apps. :roll:
    As you can see, I've been harboring a lot of hatred for this chick.
     
  17. I can see the harbouring part
     
  18. move bitch get out the way, get out the way but get out of the way


    Ludacris you pooping legend, perfect for
    This thread 
     
  19. Not but, Meant bitch*** GRR