I'll be a rl girlfriend.... under one condition... you're a billionaire and I could spend your money
Need and want are 2 different things. You don't need because if you needed it would be something like "I need a gf in rl so I can have someone that loves me and I can take care of" but you just made it sound like your a gardening tool. And then there's the want "I want a gf in rl so I can fulfill my fantasy uh hue hue :3". You seem like a want person. But 1 thing you do need in your life is to grow up and quit telling the players of PIMD your life problems because in case you didn't know. No one cares.
You can have my ex, she came running up my drive yesterday threatening to hit me with a microwave, that was fun