I need a boyfriend

(Note
It could be a possibility that me and my housemate Veela do start going out.

 

The girl at the walmart service counter told me to have a nice day, so I think we're basically going steady now.

 

JebusChrist.
Is there ever a time when the wallmart people are NOT nice? 

 

Oh goodness? This thread has become very interesting to read.

 

I've met a few Walmart cashiers who gave you the death glare like they hate their jobs and the customers

 

I need one

 

Wyatt is still open 

 

I once went to Walmart and while I was paying she whispered "God I hope you get stabbed in the neck." I walked away slowly

 

Neph. STAHP

 

Just hooking a brotha up 

 

I want Santa to have read my letter and have a dark handsome man under my tree to play with in the morning

 

I'm handsome and I'm dark, Very hard to see at night

 

Perfect to hide in trash dumps. ?

 

All I need to do is keep my mouth closed ?

 

Sounds like a night stalker. 
(Marvel)

 

Wait, so Carlos could be standing outside right now and I wouldn't know it unless he opens his mouth?

 

He's actually under your bed 

 

️I'm one of those people whose mattress sits on the floor

 

He's in your drawer ?

 

Dang, Carlos is tiny