I need a boyfriend

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 309sexy, Dec 24, 2013.

  1. (Note:)
    It could be a possibility that me and my housemate Veela do start going out.
     
  2. The girl at the walmart service counter told me to have a nice day, so I think we're basically going steady now.
     
  3. JebusChrist.
    Is there ever a time when the wallmart people are NOT nice? 
     
  4. Oh goodness? This thread has become very interesting to read.
     
  5. I've met a few Walmart cashiers who gave you the death glare like they hate their jobs and the customers
     
  6. I need one
     
  7. Wyatt is still open 
     
  8. I once went to Walmart and while I was paying she whispered "God I hope you get stabbed in the neck." I walked away slowly
     
  9. Neph. STAHP
     
  10. Just hooking a brotha up 
     
  11. I want Santa to have read my letter and have a dark handsome man under my tree to play with in the morning
     
  12. I'm handsome and I'm dark, Very hard to see at night
     
  13. Perfect to hide in trash dumps. ?
     
  14. All I need to do is keep my mouth closed ?
     
  15. Sounds like a night stalker. 
    (Marvel)
     
  16. Wait, so Carlos could be standing outside right now and I wouldn't know it unless he opens his mouth?
     
  17. He's actually under your bed 
     
  18. ️I'm one of those people whose mattress sits on the floor
     
  19. He's in your drawer ?