"I love you" my ass!

Why would i spend 15 grand on a woman!!

Thats a whole lot of beer i'd rather have

 

Yeah you don't deserve a girl. Too self centered to even care.

 

Or kids.


"You dont need milk! Get water from the tap! Carseat my ass!"

 

Don't you swear at me!!

If i had kids i'd lock them in the cupboard, no way im changing diapers or clearing up puke

 

True story  I like to buy people things with the money I worked hard for because I appreciate those around me and like to see them happy.

 

no wonder he dumped you :lol: you sound dumb as BLANK

 

LOL YOU LADIES ACT LIKE NOT GETTIN MARRIED IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD LOL

Sometimes a man just doesn't wanna get married, yolo.

 

Or maybe that man can't find no women :lol:

 

With so many insecure, emotional women who want a man to love them in this world, it shouldn't beh hard.

In fact kaw, pimd and such dwell with these types of ladies.

 

LADIES??

Who let them out of the kitchen!!

 

^ lol im not sure if you're aware but kitchen is where all the knives are...

 

They would never reach me!!


well unless i made the chain too long

 

Just remember some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a father on fathers day.

 

And independence on independence day

 

Indepen'dance' ?

 

I love that Megan Trainor song! Actually I love her whole 'Title' album. #Obsessed

 

Are you saying you want to dance with me?

What we trying, Waltz or Quickstep maybe