i like reading about love

I met it when I was a kid. It's name was fries.

 

so...lesbians?

this was kinda cute actually

but the poop reply was still better

Eh...sure we’ll go with lesbians, it’s supposed to be sad cuz she died at the end. Yeah have it your way, if I was OP I’d pick my comment as best >

 

Wait what, how

 

I was being impatient because a club took more than 2 minutes to accept me, so I applied to a random club. Saw him there and we both understood each others intellectual conversations and humor (jk we spoke in bullshtanese). Then like I dipped for a couple months and he happened to wall me on the same day I came back, so we spoke again and then over the phone.

HE HAS A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THE STORY that he insists happened but oKaY SiS

 

Idk I tend to like blunt approaches ? cus theres so much space for things to go wrong or not work out, but when it does it's cute

 

We met on Xbox. We talked for a while, met in person, and now we live together.
️ February = 1 year of living together 

 

My version:

“She said I had a sexy voice. Then, we got left alone on a group call.”
-Chill

Her version:

“You had a sexy voice. I just started liking you I guess. Pretty sure there was some voodoo type shít goin’ on... we just started talking and we hit it off. I just wanted to hang with you after that.”

-La?

 

I came here cause of pub post. ?

 

I won’t talk about how me and my bf met because that’s boring since we were just friends for quite a bit, I’ll talk about our first sort of unofficial date though 

It was one of those awkward “idk if this is a date date because we said “hang out”, not date-“ kind of things. We were going to “hang out” at his house because we wanted to binge watch a series together but not through a streaming website we could watch while at our own houses because my computer was tRAsh

So I get there and I’m all nervous because my friend is all “dude it’s a date” and I’m like “bro no it’s not” but I finally get out of the car and go up to his porch and once I go inside we’re all awkward and sitting super stiff like we’re fùckin made out of wood omg. It was weird af because usually we’re rather relaxed with each other but I sure as heck wouldn’t make the first move because what if it’s not a date???

So aNywAys we finish three episodes and he asks if I was hungry and he turns to me and all of the sudden goes “hey close your eyes” and I was like ???????ok??? and closed them- then he freaking says “I’m going to count to three, and then I’m going to kiss you, okay? Move your head if you don’t want me to” because I’m a total wuss and I hadn’t kissed someone since like sixth grade, and he knew I was tErriFied!! of kissing, and that I wasn’t good at saying no-

And then kablam

It was a date.

 

sksksks awww

 

Aaaaaa I teeheed ajsjsjdh aw

 

Big mood

 

Cute thread great stories! 

 

I like boobies and dinos and doggos and racecar

 

O you also like drawing dïcks on the wall

 

Nu not aloud on the walls or floor draw diks other spots n on tyler n sarah 