I just had 'The Talk' XD

Ahh "The Talk". That was fun...not. My mom just handed me some book when I was like 11 tht contained mature content (pictures too) then walked away. She said she wanted me to have visual aids ._.
 
Ahh. When I was 9,



"G, time for us ta talk..."


My stepdad led me to the sofa and I stared at him.


"So... If you slip the balloon over this basball bat, and then stick it in a cavewoman's cavehome, then feel around until you have found a special thing, then you take it out before the cave floods and drown all those cavebabies."



._. Worst. Sex ed Teacher. Ever.
 
 it's also real! And another story by peer had said.


"Yo! Goldie, hey! Know what? Slip that ghostie on that banana then jam it till the milkshake blows then smoke some weeeeed man..."



I was like, Christian, WTF.










Since when do people use bananas as dildos?! ._.
 
Lmao  those sex ed stories are awesome i just got:
'Well when a mummy and daddy really love eachover they want to make a baby..........'
Then i stopped them and said:
'i already know, they have sex, always use a condom ECT ECT i get it cuz unfortunatly my big bro beat u to the talk.
 
^_^ another one:
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"Sweetie... When adults love each other they tend to populate the earth by spawning little seeds that make green aliens come to earth and summon us baby humans... Then they throw used transparent socks at the parent's faces and tells us to use that."


Me:
 
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