I have an honesty problem.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Mar 15, 2014.

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  1. You cut the e as well as the u? Goddamit!
     
  2. No, there will always be a place for You in the USA <3
     
  3. Fun fact: Did you know that's why we didn't convert to the metric system? I'm pretty sure it was because of some sort of printing during the napoleonic wars.

    I could be totally completely utterly incorrect.
     
  4. You are wrong noob.. Just ask for a look so you can go home and blow raspberries off your daddy's belly button
     
  5. CJS is a seat sniffer.. When you stand up he sniffs the seats
     
  6. Captain jack swallow does the secret knock only gay guys know in public restrooms in order to scratch that internal itch he has
     
  7. They make seatbelts solely for the reason that you lick the seats when people stand up.
    Sniff that, moist.
     
  8. Fister, how do you know that there is a secret knock in public restrooms? I didn't know that.
    What are you trying to tell me?
     
  9. And I don't think anyone has ever blown raspberries off of anyone's belly button. That doesn't even sound remotely fun as much as it would be awkward and anticlimactic?
    Like what if you don't have enough breath, or there belly button is too Deep?

    OR WHAT IF THEY HAVE AN OUTIE BELLY BUTTON AND YOU CANT EVEN PUT A RASPBERRY ON IT BECAUSE IT PROTRUDES TOO MUCH
     
  10. Guys, you need to answer the important questions in life like the ones I had just mentioned. I'm confused. Lead me in the right direction.
     
  11. idk man you tell us.. You are the glory hole MVP.. This is your thread
     
  12. Where did you get that fact from?
    Did you cite it?
    This is plagiarism.
    Can I legally get you arrested for plagiarizing a written fact about me?
     
  13. I wasn't telling you something you don't already know
    It must have been a difficult childhood watch low life dudes pump your mom so much and never stick around because they didn't like a clear closet case weird little boy who wore make up
     
  14. They pumped your mom so hard that you got sore
     
  15. Did you actually have a traumatic childhood? You seem to be fixated on my parents. One account talks about my dad, the other about my mom. It's quite entertaining. Actually I might be wrong about that too.

    But there seems to be a descriptive fixation about my family members? Are you doing this to attempt to assert dominance over me, after I may have already dominated your main account and made you feel like a silly banana?
     
  16. Oh oh that's a good one.
    That's like one of those, "I'll slap you so hard your grand kids will be stupid," except I'm already alive so that doesn't really make sense.

    Was I sore from watching or is my heart sore due to the losing faith in humanity because of this totally mature discussion we are having?
     
  17. Your sister was the only one that felt the banana you gave her on vacation
     
  18. Moist, are you the stupid one of the two accounts? Are you smarter on the other one?
     
  19. All I have to say is

     CJS just dry raped you guys. Should I get you some cream?

    Obviously old forumers are much superior.

    Ahhhh, my faith in forums has been restored.
     
  20. You are nothing more than a finger smeller at a Chinese bath house after pay day.
    Your highlight of your day is when you watch your daddy pee sitting down
     
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