"Why are you calling me!?" I asked furiously. "I love you." "Bullsh-" "Okay, I was just seeing what you'd say. I'm coming over." "N-" She hung up before I could finish... I called my girlfriend. "Hello?" "Hey." "Hey Babe, what's up?" "Abby just called, and invited herself over. Would you like to come over? I don't want to be alone with her." "I'll be there in 5 minutes." She hung up abruptly. "Knock knock." I answered the door. "Ka- oh, Abby." "You sound disappointed." "I am." I saw Kate pull up, and she ran up and kissed me. She was about to let go, when I pulled her in again and kissed her even more. "Ohhh, calm down tiger... Save it for the bedroom." She said with a smile. "Oh hey Abby." "Hi..." She continued, "I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?" "My girlfriend is standing right here, why would you even ask that? Of course not." Abby kissed me, before I could even react, my girlfriend pulled her off and started beating the crap out of her. I knew we were in trouble because a cop pulled up, and could see us on my porch. Oh no. Bump for more!
Sitting in a police station, is like being at your Grandmas house when you're a hormone driven teenager. It's boring, but they give you free donuts. Anyways, I don't know why they even brought me here, I wasn't the one fighting. I think it was because I didn't try to stop it at first. Anyways, so the cop is asking me questions. "Why did you not try to stop the fight?" "Well, to be honest officer, Abby deserved it. My girlfriend was there, and she kissed me. I would've been pissed too!" "So, you let your girlfriend hit this girl because...she kissed you." "Yeah, but I think it should be called lip rape or something. I didn't agree to this sh-" "Language!" "Crap." "So, I already know why they started fighting, did they get into fights before this?" "Yes." "Over what?" "Me, mostly. It's all Abby's fault, she's obsessed with me! She will not leave me alone no matter what I do!" "Okay, we have heard enough. We will be giving you a restraining order against Abby. As for your girlfriend, we let her go since it is her first offense with the law. Don't let this happen again." "Are you ****ting me? You're actually going to give me a restraining order against her? I love you, man! Not like that, but in a 'you saved me from death' way." "Language!" "Fine." I walked out of there with Kate, and was happy to have a restraining order against Abby. It was a miracle! Although, I know it's not going to stop her. At least, I hope, I want her arrested! But, for now, sleep. I have stuff to do tomorrow. Abby is now the least of my worries. Let's just hope someone else doesn't try to screw up my life. My phone starts ringing, so I pick it up. Crap, I spoke to soon. The caller I.D. says... Bump for more! Mi amore si bella persone!