When I See Someones Face And There Serious I Laugh I Always Got In Trouble Because Of That Lol It Still Happens
Went to London for the weekend and a woman in scraggy clothes with 3 teeth (think crazy cat woman off The Simpsons) ran up to my brother with a hand full of lavender screaming 'SAVE THE OSTRICHES!'. Not quite sure if it's this mental woman or my bro's face at that moment that still makes me laugh.
So much stuff on here. I been lucky enough to meet some good people on here cause there areso many cnts . Being told once I was going to feel his wrath totally cracks me up .can u imagine that beig said in a real life situation .aalso calling people noobs.weve all been one at one time . And best of all when 2 people have a disageement one sides whole club start hitting the player. So sad its to funny
lmaoo "feel my wrath" that did crack me up ha ha also...when i was drunk and said i liked doorknobs cuz they reminded me of muffins...still makes me laugh. agreed a lot of stuff said on here kills me in rl
Ongoing jokes. All I have to do is look at the person, they crack up, which makes me crack up That or people doing hilarious fails.
When I was 17 . Coming home from a night out. A car pulled up in front of me , a woman got out screaming and running toward me pursued by a guy I presume was her husband . She shouted help me , hes goin to kill me . A bit drunk I took a couple seconds to register this . He then got a hold of her and slammed her against a wall. Then raised his fist to punch her .so I got a grip of him and pinned him to the ground (luckily). While holding him there I turned to see how she was . She had lifted a bit of concrete and then hit me with it a few times shouting leave him alone u bully. An hour or 2 later while coming home from hospital after recieving a few stitches I again encountered this gentleman again on his own this time with 2 suitcases heading toward town .yeh I still laugh about that . Even better was reason how I met them. My friend who I wad out with got us thrown out of pub cause he was caught trying to chew his way through cable of dukebox
Children's honesty and curiosity ? I was walking with my nephew through a park and there was a man with dwarfism and my nephew really loudly went aww kels look, that mans really small! Can you buy me a small man please ? the same nephew also went up to a lady bent over and smacked her bum and said fat bum! I could of died. Sooo not looking forward to doing all this with my daughter ?? Ohhh and undergrad Jess saying lets lick some ass instead of kick in cc still laugh at this!
I can't stop laughing over people who act hard over the phone just to see a nothing of a person in real life.
A lot of times I would start laughing with my friend and then someone would be like "why are you laughing?" That just made us laugh harder and their silently judging stares wouldn't let me stop laughing it was quite terrifying