hypothetically speaking....

Mike has your friend put any of my proposals into action?

 

Tie her to the bed and set the house in fire!!! Hell yeah

 

How about put her and him in a Saw movie? 

 

Oooow yeah

 

Or torture them by locking them in a room together with a 100 radios playing "Baby by JB" on max volume 

 

Thats the worst

 

Or even worse! Slap em with a fish! 

 

Nah or do the baby thing with tell u one time

 

Ooh I know the ultimate torture! Put them in a room and have 50 radios playing "Baby" and the other 50 playing "Friday" while forcing them to watch "Elmo's World" 

 

-Elmo he's my homie

 

Well, my imagination tells me I would take the guy who cheated on me and torture him to death by cutting his body over and over while he slowly bleeds out. The final blow by cutting off his dick so he bleeds to death. Then I'd make the bitch that he cheated with sit and watch and lick up the blood while being whipped to death. Then I'd shred their bodies and set them on fire, along with anything that had sentimental value to my ex.

Realistically speaking though, I'd probably curl in a ball and cry while playing that image over and over in my brain ._.

 

 not gunna cheat on u

 

That's a good idea 

 

Yup

 

*pulls out gun* everyone on the floor now *aims at mrcool* U TOO!

 

Stands up and starts to rap criminal be emin3m. Don't no it? Look it up on utube

 

... This is another reason why I hate our generation... The violence. 

 

 oh no Jake. That's just the not so vulgar thing.

 

Shut up

 

Shut up chicken. 