hypothetical attention seeking thread

Ethan... When the red river flows.

 

When the red river flows, don't lick the front gate.

 

ewwwwww

 

you can't take money to the grave but you can take memories to heaven 

 

In America they call that getting your Red Wings. 

 

Red wings.
Take the dirt road.
Play in the mud.
Dig in the garden.

 

well if he's going to hell tell him to take memories of as many positions he can

 

Just ask "your friend " if "he" would pay that much to knock on her back door, if "he" says no then "he" can find a cheaper door to knock on

 

in regards to Justin's post make sure she doesn't eat corn the night before

 

I'm against wayne.

 

I would be more worried if she ate Mexican or other spice food the night before. Or peanuts

 

It gives you a nice little surprise.

 

il put it this way if i wasn't married and i was in this position my trousers would have already hit the ground

 

am I the only one that sees knocking on doors as something special?

 

I would be bragging that a piece of tail cost my company 5 mill. One for the record books. 

 

It's only special if you have feelings for the other person. If you don't, then it's just a lot of sexy fun.
Except when it's not. 

 

Wayne it's becoming unanimous.

Backdoor ftw.