hypothetical attention seeking thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -reset-, Apr 2, 2013.

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    Awww Little Miss Alt I love you too.
     
  2. Mr Claire

    I do not like you.

    I am real man, strong on plough and with the deep squats in gymnasium.

    I have been man for ten years, and first in my class with the hairs and the deep voices.

    I have been with six women's - one time in back of nova hatchback.

    Do not try and place your curses on these people's.

    Your game is up gypsy.
     
  3. He's been a man for ten years... Wonder what he was like when he was a woman...
     
  4. Don't make fun of poor little alt, I think he's cute. 
     
  5. I think he's funny!
     
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    I think I have an admirer.

    Plus I do have a thing for the squatters. 
     
  7. This is getting as bad as when Casper started salad RP on my other thread
     
  8. Hey I believe mr lawrey talked about ramming the salad almost at the start of this thread. Salad is attracted to you Wayne  pass the cucumber 
     
  9. Has alt just said he started puberty ten years ago 
     
  10. This is a poor man's dillema. It all boils down to choosing money or lady. If money wasn't an issue it's a go but otherwise, one would really have to consider alternatives. On a personal note, I'd do it but that's just me.
     
  11. Caspy, can we share the cucumber? 
     
  12. Has this man Bruce Wayne ploughed his field yet?
     
  13. If he really loves that gal than he should go for it, but if its only a timepass kind of thing then he should search for a new gal
     
  14. Of course we can epi 
     
  15. That guy is hilarious 
     
  16. Wayne?
     
  17. omg  someone tell me what does happen to the man at the front and back of the train