Kris: *Summons swords* Malfoy, back off. (DUMBLEDORE IS ALREADY DEAD! This is many years after the books!)
Lauryn: Look, Malfoy, I don't really want to hurt you... Actually, yes I do, but I'd rather avoid violence... Kris: I, on the other hand, don't give a rat's a**. I will beat you within an inch of your life.
Hope: Ew rats. -Eyes Widen at the sudden rats and screams- UNCLE KRIS NOW DO YOU GIVE A RATS ARSE?!!!
Kris: Yeah, best for him that he gets away. Here, *Flicks a DA coin to Tom* If he causes any trouble, use that to call me.
*tries to throw letter out of window from behind back but hits owl who screeches furiously and letter falls to floor*