Kris: *Opens the door inside* If there's any particular thing you want to take, go ahead. (Too lazy to invent what I have lol)
Kris: Then... I'll take... *Mumbles to himself as he takes a loaf of bread, a guitar, a bottle of firewhiskey, a blanket, and two medium-sized canisters of water, and puts them in his enchanted bag* Yep, I think that's everything. *Looks at Angie smiling* Time to explore, huh?
Kris: You see those enchanted torches? *Points towards several dozen lights, that shifted between yellow and blue colors every few seconds* I use those to keep track of where I've been... So all that, *Points to where the cave was dimly lit by natural glowstones* I haven't yet seen... Which reminds me! *Grabs several sticks from the shelter* I should mark the way so that I can know where I've been.
(What, it's a totally innocent trip, this! At least, until we open the bottle of firewhiskey, that is... )
Kris: *Takes her hand and leads her towards the unknown part of the cave* Right, by the way, there are bats here, so if they wake up, don't scream, ok?
(So tempted to put: Rose: *Apperates in chucks water over Angie and Kris* MERRY CHRISTMAS! *Apperates out* )