Kris: Oh? That's actually rather funny... *Laughs* We should show the new girl (I hope I'm right about the girl part ) around...
Kris: In fact, I think nobody will ever know... I'll enforce that, *Sets up various barriers to warn him when someone approaches* (Battery at 21%, might have to go soon...)
Kris: *Grins at her and pounces, transforming into a tiger* Nothing more than this, *Sits on her as he licks her face*
(Sorry, I doubt it... Only works when my apps are closed and wifi is off and screen is locked, with brightness at the lowest... The ultimate power-saving set-up.)