(I was watching from the hospital for the boats, it has such a good view of the Thames, I was watching from my dads office)
(WILL.I.AM! JESSIE J! ED MUDDAFUCKIN SHEERAN!!!! I almost fainted seeing him... No joke) Lily: Pulls away. "Tom what if Mum and Dad find out about us?"
(Im sure the queen will be listening to this on her iPod, I know she's got one, it was given to her by president Obama )