How To Be Awkward:

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Its Natural??
     
  2. .hahaha this is terrific, but then again I don't remember because I have amnesia jk
     
  3. "I have amnesia, what's your name again?" 
     
  4. I love how people are finding my 5AM humor funny.  I enjoy this now
     
  5. Final bump for giggle action.
     
  6. Punch your wife in the face

    I LOL'd !! People were looking at me funny. I then stood on the table in the middle of the rib shack and screamed:LLLLLLLEEREEEERRRRRROOOOOYYYYY JJJJEEEEEENNNNNNKKIIIIIINNNNNS!!!!!!!!
    And ran for the door, my waitress tried stopping me, because I didn't pay for my meal. I juked, smacked her rear, and stole her tip money. Got away clean...well kinda clean. I had BBQ sauce on my hands and in my beard. I didn't feel awkward at the time I did that. I felt....? powerful. However now that I'm writing this I kinda feel awkward and a lil bad, because they have good ribs and I'll never be able to go back there and eat.
     
  7. lmao...this is funny(future comedian)
     
  8. the things I find when on forums 
     
  9. Epic 
     
  10. needed a good laugh thanks
     
  11. Ditch, LOL.
    Perfect.
     
  12. Funny af but only thing that stuck out was ps3-_- xbox FTW!
     
  13. Don't care for punching wife part. other than that, flippin' hilarious!!!
     
  14. Buy my DVD for supreme and extreme awkwardness.
     
  15. The second punch kinda creeped me out, but that's the point of this thread right? 
     
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