How To A Julie

How To Be A Julie!

So in todays guide we will be discussing how to be a Julie! We all know only guides done by a Julie are relevant or important, otherwise it's just done by overgrown nubs who aren't part of the 1% :|

Be a hypocrite: YES! That is correct! Be a hypocrite, get down with those parties, and cry because you don't get any drops! Act like a nub and then call others nubs when your point isn't anywhere near valid. Claim yourself as a forum god when you have no clue what you're even talking about.

LCBC: Yup lcbc multiple times, whether you collect dv's by promising men indecent photos or being a CCBC, or crying because BCS took your money and you feel you were wronged because they played your game better than you. Or take a trip to the blackmarket eh?

RAGE QUIT!: yep you heard it from me feel free to rage quit whenever the game feels like it is to close to real life Even in a farm war :lol: Especially in a farm war, Ask for a cf and say you're going away for 6 months for a job on a jet and won't have any access to the internet.... and continue playing the entire time like no one notices :roll: If this doesn't work you can always drop stats and whine in forums that parties don't drop anything for 14cs people and declare it wrong.

DON'T under any circumstances claim responsibility for your own actions: This is a very important part, run your mouth, claim everyone you rp with to be your main, bash those who have helped you and then blame them for the reason you got yourself in trouble. Doesn't matter that you took their help happily after crying to them because your mouth was too big. Ask playmates , Julies are god when it comes to crying for help and then trash them when you think they'll never see it :lol:

Okay nubs, hope you learn something, gotta get on my "main" and tear this apart

Xoxo your self proclaimed god :lol:

 

Thanks for feedback Julie errr ..I mean johnny ill have to get it updated