May be wrong, but I've seen people asking for moms and dads. Is this some secret plot they use so you'll have to give them an allowance. Or "volley, hire" in this case.
Got 2 more for ya! The bribers. They post on your wall saying: Hire me and I'll gift you Something expensive The Killers. They kill your Llamas if you don't hire them. All True (But not the last one)
This thread is old but i just want to add for future generations that as of right now my favorite is : "If you hire me Ill send you pics of my (insert gentalia of choice) on (insert 3rd party app)!!!" and "Hire me and Ill be your girlfriend/boyfriend "
Hey i rather have newbs that ask for hires that acturally trying to play the game than have dirty rper that only come to pimd to dirty rp strangers