HOW MANY ANIMALS ARE DYING IN UK

We're not killing animals we're earing them, duh

 

Eating* 
Typo's galore

 

If you don't be quiet I will buy a pet and kill it.
Let's see if that empty threat works.
Because why I'll actually do is buy several BigMacs.

 

 and ofcourse you'll give me one~

 

By jove I will!
 Would you like fries with that?

 

By jove? and yeah, fries and a shake

 

Crystal, did you plagiarize this?

 

 meat cooked over open flame....mmmmm....

 

Wait so aren't all plants living things too? you eat plants Murderer

 

Ditch i'm a rabbit and i find that offensive

 

So if we aren't vegetarian you reckon we hunt them down in packs and kill them with are teeth and claws? 

 

Rabbits are very tasty in a stew. 

 

 You can't eat me i'll sue your ass

 

 I'm actually getting ready to go to a cook out......I helped prep about 150lbs of various meats last night. I just gotta stop and get more beer.

Sorry vegetarians, but I love plants SO MUCH that I need to eat the animals that eat them. Poor widdle plants.

 

Widdle pwants*

Eat Animals!

But say NO to rabbits

 

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Crystal, did you or did you not plagiarize this finely written segment?