how manly are you?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. They got us surrounded……i feel sorry for them
     
  2. Dog dies in film? only cries for a minute
     
  3. Nuke? You mean those pop rocks?
     
  4. You pissed your name in snow? I pissed mines in concrete
     
  5. I'm so manly that I have no muscles.
     
  6. Stands on Lego?
    Only cries until momma gets a bandaid
     
  7. Bandaid? You mean bitch stickers
     
  8. Razors? Pfft, machetes :cool:
     
  9. Stickers? You mean those wannabe waxing kits?
     
  10. Cop pulled me over…i let him off with a warning
     
  11. A real man cry tears of whiskey
     
  12. Im so manly that when my mommy sent me to the grocery store to get some oranges the cashier paid me for not hurting him
     
  13. the black.eyes peas were known as the peas before i met them
     
  14. So manly, I'm a girl 
     
  15. Im so strong my muscles got muscles
     
  16. Im so manly that when i fall i give my i just wanted too give my floor a vertical hug
     
  17. catus? you mean butt scracther
     
  18. Wounded? You mean extra pocket
     
  19. blizzard warning? you mean ski trip invitation
     
  20. Spider in the bath tub?

    Bath time buddy