how manly are you?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -imagine-punch-yo-buns, Dec 18, 2012.

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  1. I never drink herbal tea. I drink americanos.

    I never eat with knife and fork. I use my hands.

    I never wash my hands after using the toilet. Just walk out.

    I never cut my nails. I bite them.

    I never shave. I just let that beard grow.

    I never use hair gel. I just spit on my hands and slick it back.

    I never tell a girl i love her. I just smack her and tell her the bizz.

    I never drink wine. All i drink is beer.

    I smoke 24/7.

    Ive never had a homosexual experience.

    All the above make me manlier then a man.
     
    #61 L3ON, Dec 19, 2012
  2. I'm so manly, I can sit through a whole Justin Bieber concert 
     
    #62 Luckystarfan, Dec 20, 2012
  3. I'm a girl :cry: :lol:
     
    #63 697panda, Dec 20, 2012
  4. I'm so manly I got kicked in the jewels and only cried for 30mins  top that
     
    #64 Satan, Dec 20, 2012
  5. I don't have jewels ha! I think I just topped it lol
     
    #65 697panda, Dec 20, 2012
  6. I'm so manly I ate a piece of pizza and still wasn't full so I got 2nds! Oh burn
     
    #66 Satan, Dec 20, 2012
  7. I eat a whole pizza and I'm a GIRL! Need some ice :lol:
     
    #67 697panda, Dec 20, 2012
  8. Im so manly i dont even shower..



    I take bubble baths
     
    #68 _Minny2_, Dec 20, 2012
  9. Haha!
     
    #69 697panda, Dec 20, 2012
  10. I'm so manly my finger muscles are stronger than my whole body!
     
    #70 Satan, Dec 20, 2012
  11. Im so manly i fake punched a mime and he screamed in pain
     
    #71 _Minny2_, Dec 20, 2012
  12. I'm so manly it only takes me an hour to poop but only half the time I'm crying
     
    #72 Satan, Dec 20, 2012
  13. Im so manly i havent cried for like 20 minutes
     
    #73 _Minny2_, Dec 20, 2012
  14.  That's pretty manly.. But when I was watching Sponge bob the movie I only cried 5 times 
     
    #74 Satan, Dec 20, 2012
  15. Sit outside in the snow in a thong!
     
    #75 697panda, Dec 20, 2012
  16. I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, with no milk
     
    #76 Chalupa_Batman, Dec 20, 2012
  17. IM SO MANLY I SHI* GOLD!
     
    #77 Xx-_Lucas_-xX, Dec 20, 2012
  18. I'm so manly I pluck my leg hairs w a tweezer
     
    #78 Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia, Dec 20, 2012
  19. I wax my armpits w duct tape. Kidding.
     
    #79 Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia, Dec 20, 2012
  20. I'm so manly i didn't cry during toy story 3 not even once.

    But i almost did XP
     
    #80 AventusMatt, Dec 20, 2012
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