How I Stole a Starbucks Frappachino 

One time I was at Wall Mart and I stole an entire turkey? 20Lbs.

 

I stole a game boy from a little child than ran.

 

Then*^

 

How on earth did you steal an entire turkey?! And why did you steal a turkey lol.

 

Thanks typo police.

 

Omfg one of the funniest threads i have read in a while, "thanks typo police" xD

 

Your badassery is inspiring.

 

It was easy

 

I don't steal 

 

I put it in my "purse"

 

One time i stole a ps3, it was in my bedroom, didnt know whos it was so i plugged it in and played on it, from that day on i dunno how it got there 

 

Are you all confessing to crimes?

 

I stole a diet Dr Pepper from the store we share a cooler with last week We were moving some stuff around and I was thirsty

 

I stole two shirts

 

I stole a Mastiff from the animal shelter once? It was 10months old. I told that lady I wasn't going to pay that ten dollars?

 

️stealing is wrong and I will never do it!

 

Lies Anya.

 

^stole gum from her mother's purse

 

LOLOLOL

 

I don't steal I Borrow