how can I become a merc

You tie your legs together, go in a dark room, and spin around saying "magic fairies, magic fairies." you become a better merc if you record it and post it on YouTube. .-.
 
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In order to be a merc, you buy a gun permit, learn how to shoot and kill like Rambo and kill the terrorist leader and then kony, after that you start up pimd, join a club whose in a war and purposely lose...no I mean win
 
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