HOMESTUCKIANS WE SHALL UNITE

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Goldialocks, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Somebody help me.
    I'm insanely tempted to post an Erisol oneshot I wrote.

    ;~; this ship is killing me.
     
  2. DO IT. DO. ITTTTT.

    Omg Karkat Terezi Jade Dave has become my OT4. ,_,

    Derp.

    Tavros Gamzee = PBJ/gaytp
    Rose Kanaya = RoseMary/lesbeotp

    ;u;

    So much art

    SO MUCH ART
     
  3. e.e Lovely.
    D:< Fucking wifi is shitty as hell and I'm on act three-
     
  4. Yesterday I went to go chase my mom, and I jumped on her bed and was like,"YOUTH ROLL-"
     
  5. Homestuck belongs to Hussie. :3
    Be forewarned. Very caliginous sloppy makeout. 
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    Sollux x Eridan
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    You've spent ages trying to look presentable- unlike every other troll in the lab; you still worry about your appearance. Impending doom wasn't on your mind as you ironed your striped hipster pants, brushed off your cape for the fiftieth time, and combed back your hair until there wasn't a strand out of place. You wanted to make a dramatic entrance.

    Striding into the room with your head held high and your lips pouted just so, you made sure to have your cape sweep grandly behind you, and plaster the most indifferent expression on your face that you can muster. But you are only met with the usual noise of the lab, nobody even glancing in your direction.

    Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are so fucking done.

    More done than Karkat after a shocking conclusion to one of his prized rom-coms. The one whose attention you were trying to grab, Feferi, paid no attention to you; she was much too busy sitting in a giant pile of horns, talking about her feelings with-

    "Him." you growl under your breath, your all important façade shattering instantly.

    Sollux Captor sat in front of your former Moirail, nodding every so often as the girl jabbered on excitedly without interruption. She was pretty much speaking for the both of them, and he didn't seem to care, adding only a few words to the conversation here and there.

    You hated him so much.

    You hated the way he looked, how his eyes crackled with energy behind his glasses when he got upset, how he managed to sound so condescending with a lisp as fucking huge as his, how everything he said was a snide jab at you in some way, and you especially hated how easily he obtained Feferi's affection- when you were pining after her for ages.

    Today he was particularly infuriating, and after a few minutes of your glaring, he finally looks up, catching your eye. Feferi obliviously keeps speaking while Sollux's mouth curls up in a grin, and he lifts his right hand, raising his middle finger in the most blatant one fingered salute.

    You swear to Gog you're ready to punch his teeth out. The thought crosses your mind that he'd actually look kind of cute without those incisors subtly poking out of his mouth. Another thought creeps its way into your subconscious; that he looks cuter with his teeth in place and oh my Gog what the fuck are you thinking.

    You feel a flash of heat attack your face, and you quickly turn away to conceal the shade of purple flooding across your cheeks. You are not black for him. You are not caliginous for Sollux fucking Captor. That's absolutely impossible. Preposterous. You just hate him, that's it. Nothing more than regular hate. You exhale sharply, turning around only to bump directly into the one you were desperately trying not to think about.

    "Wath where you're going fith fathe." he sneers.

    You glance back at the horn pile, anything else to avoid looking at the troll in front of you. Feferi had gone off somewhere, and you attempt to not notice the small amount of space between Sollux and yourself. A sharp jab to the chest brings your attention back to him, and you narrow your eyes.

    "What?" you huff, exasperated.

    "Geth outh of my way." he demands.

    His teeth brush lightly over his bottom lip as he speaks, and curiosity washes over you like a tidal wave. You wonder what it would feel like if you bit his lip and Jegus Eridan shut the hell up.

    "No. I'm not goin' to take orders from a landwellin' lowblood like you." you shoot back.

    "I don'th think you underthood me. Geth. Outh. Of. My. Way." he repeats stiffly, a crackle of energy flashing from behind his glasses.

    "It's a damned miracle that anyone can understand you with that massive lisp of yours. Use your legs and go around me, I'm not movin'."

    "Oh my fucking Gog, Eridan. Get the trident out of your ass and move!" you hear Karkat shout from across the room. You promptly ignore him, staring down the nuisance obstructing your path. Sollux glares right back, angrily pushing a hand through his hair- something he usually does when he's pissed off.

    You find your thoughts travelling freely to the mental image of you running your hands through his hair, gripping onto a portion of his messy locks, and pulling as hard as you can. You don't even try to deny it anymore; you'd enjoy doing that. You'd probably even enjoy him pulling your hair and what the fuck Eridan stop.

    You are brought back to reality when you feel him step forward, decreasing the gap between you by a significant amount. He's right in your face, his honey scented breath completely overloading your senses every time he exhales. You can't hold back the blush that slowly tints your cheeks, and glance off to the side, not wanting to see his expression.

    It was impossible for him to not notice you were blushing- he was inches away from your face for goodness sake. You swear you feel him smirk, and your eyes snap back to his. You were right; the bastard wore a tauntingly knowing expression, the side of his mouth hitching up in a smirk.

    "Move." he says lowly, and you glower at him, indignantly lifting your chin up by a fraction.

    "No."

    Several agonizingly long seconds pass as you stare each other down, the both of you refusing to move an inch. You were about to consider pushing him away before he reaches up, roughly grabbing the nape of your neck and pulling your head forward, his lips crashing onto yours. Your mind scarcely registers what's going on: Sollux Captor is kissing you.

    You are barely given any time to react he's moving so quickly. His grip in your hair tightens immensely as he tugs back, inciting a gasp from you. He then takes the opportunity to bite your lip with those damned teeth, sending shivers of pain, and (you hate to admit) pleasure down your spine. You feel the warm presence of your blood trickle from your mouth, a few droplets landing on Sollux's hand- which he was using to grab your scarf. You aren't exactly sure if he was trying to pull you closer or strangle you with it.

    And almost as soon as it started, he pulls away, his mouth stained purple. He gives you a once over, before releasing his grip on you, and shoves you to the ground in one fluid motion. You hit the unforgiving concrete floor as he storms off, wiping his mouth with the back of his sleeve.

    "Fuckath."

    The door slams, and you're sprawled on the cold ground, your cape spread wildly about you. Your scarf is hanging limply from your shoulders, and your glasses are all but hanging for dear life off of the bridge of your nose. It takes you a moment to realize that all of this just happened in the middle of the lab, and everyone was staring at you. (Well, everyone except for Nepeta, who only grinned and immediately leapt off to update her shipping wall.)

    Karkat's expression makes it completely obvious that he is about to do a high flying pirouette off his fucking handle, and his mouth is agape as he gestures towards you, but no sounds escape him. Finally he presses his face into his hands, launching into another angered speech.

    "I am SO FUCKING DONE with you all!" he shouts.

    You feel lightheaded, and decide to exhale after holding your breath for ages, lying back on the ground to stare at the ceiling.

    Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are totally caliginous for Sollux Captor.
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    Oh god what am I-
    I just- *explodes*
    I'm torturing myself with this ship ;~;

    *curls up in a ball and dies*
     
  6. I ship them. So. Hard. ;u;
     
  7. e.e

    *Goes to update my pet box cat's shipping book*
    Damnit Imani-
    ACT FOUR-
     
  8. Where

    Where are these OT3s/4scoming from

    Vriska Gamzee Tavros

    Sollux Eridan Feferi Aradia

    No

    Stahp

    STAHP

    OH MY GOD

    KARKAT(pale)GAMZEE(black)TEREZI(red)KARKAT IN ALL ITS SLOPPY GLORY.

    OH GOD WHY
     
  9. >.< *explodes*
    I SHIP THEM SO MUCH-
     
  10. I'm already on the latest page. XD Hussie is such a damn troll. :c
     
  11. D: I have to finish reading before the new year. T.T" my computer/laptop is such and asshole-
     
  12. SOMEONE HELP
    I SHIP GAMZEE AND TEREZI FOR KISMESIS NOW
    IM SORRY
    BUT IM NOT SORRY-

    *falls off a cliff* THESE SHIPS-
     
  13. I can't even begin to fathom how the pairing would work, but then again, I ship a bit of crack.

    Don't kill me for shipping gamvris as black and red rom, please. Or docrose. Just don't kill me. :c
     
  14. Docrose is actually hilarious to me
    Especially with the unintentional uncle jokes 

    But gamvris
    GAMVRIS

    GAH. I only ship Vriska with Terezi () and John ()

    AND OMGJWQETILQERUOP GUESS WHAT
    SOMEBODY CAME TO SCHOOL IN A VRISKA GODTIER COSPLAY ON HALLOWEEN DRESS UP DAY-
    AND SOMEBODY WORE A DAVE STRIDER SHIRT TODAY-
    ;u; I can't. I just. I exploded-
     
  15. Omg your school is so awesome

    I originally wanted to wear vriska to school but since I live on the other side of the friggin world it's like impossible to get any of the needed materials :c

    So I dressed up as a pir8 instead. 8est pir8 is 8esttttttt.

    Vriska = favorite troll ;u;
     
  16. I was a dead pirate for Halloween 
    And pfft- I thought my school had no other Homestuckians. D: but at least I know there's a handful. >:3 HOPE RESTORED.