Lmfao tricksters everywhere In other words, they're all pansexual. Hussie sinks and revives ships randomly. Everything is fucking CRAAAAAACK. *o*
HAY GUESS WHO SHIPS EQUIUS AND TEREZI BLACKROM THIS GUY HAHA- THAT'S HARDCORE CRACK LIKE OH AND IM OBSESSED WITH THE TRICKSTERS BECAUSE THEY'RE CRAZY LIKE CRIMINALLY INSANE AND I LOVE THAT BUT IF DIRK TURNS TRICKSTER I WANT JAKE TO TURN HIM BY KISSING HIM JUST SAYING OR HE DOESN'T TURN TRICKSTER AT ALL I KINDA WANT DIRK TO SAVE THE OTHER KIDS AND TURN THEM BACK
NO THAT UPDATE HUSSIE STOP SO MANY HEARTBREAKING THINGS HAPPENED AT ONCE NUU WELL NOW THAT DIRKJAKE SUNK ILL DRUG MYSELF WITH JOHNDAVE YOU KNOW u_u EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY- [MUFFLED SOBBING IN THE DISTANCE]
Wait no Guys come on Sdjfait WE SHIPPERS KEEP SHIPS AFLOAT WITH FANART AND STORIES OMF (erisol has now replaced gamtav as gaytp im sorry but all these sappy redrom erisol feels omg im dying)
OH AND I ALSO SHIP BRODAD AW YEAH OLDSPICE OM NOT EVEN SORRY- (BroJohn and Windicuffs and-) SO MUCH CRACK I NEED HELP W H O O P S …
I'M DYING BECAUSE BROGRANDPA AND JAKEDIRK BROKE UP FUCK YOU HUSSIE FUCK YOU FOR SINKING EVERY GODDAMN SHIP I SHIP AND MAKING DAVEJADE GO BACK AS 2ND OTP AND HAVING ERISOL REPLACE IT FUUUUUUUUUU AND 'THE FISHY LIFE OF SOLLUXANDER CAPTOR' WILL START TOMORROW I PROMISE
Jegus fuck I don't know what I did Eri88y looks so 8roken and Sollux is just there papping his face and ERIDAN IS JUST HOLDING INTO HIS ARM AND WHAT EVEN
EEP STORY ADGHFDHJ AND I SHIP THEM RED SOMETIMES AND WOW I DUNNO ERIDAN COULD EASILY BE THE SEME IT DEPENDS REALLY- DECISIONS DECISIONS THESE HEADCANONS ARE REALLY DEPENDENT ON MY MOOD-