Sorry it's a shitty one shot.. Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you're done with life. Your heart aches speaking to Karkat Vantas, and you take all the insults he throws at you. Dave Strider finally cracked and hit you, and now you're broken. You sit in your room, tying a noose for yourself and feel button eyes staring at you the whole time, silently shunning you. You can hear voices, telling you to do all this. Then, your phone beeps as you hang your rope on the tree outside. HEY TEREZI. Look, it's the heart breaker himself. You ignore it, and put your dragon hood on after you slip the noose on your neck. Your phone beeps again. CG: HEY FUCK-ASS, ANSWER ME. WE HAVE TO TALK. You decide to answer, walking along the branch of your tree. GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL DO YOU W4NT? CG: TO TALK TO YOU. ABOUT STUFF. GC: LOOK K4RK4T, 1 H4V3 ROP3S TO PULL SO L3T'S G3T TH1S OV3R W1TH. CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TEREZI? WHERE'D YOU FIND MORE SHIT TO HANG? GC: TH1S T1M3, 1 T4K3 TH3 D34TH S3NT3NC3. --------------------- You are now Karkat Vantas, and are in panic mode. Terezi just said she was going to hang herself? What is she, suicidal?! GC: 1 H4V3 GON3 THROUGH TOO MUCH P41N TO B3 H3R3. 1 S3NT3NC3D MYS3LF TO DEATH. CG: NO. PLEASE NO. DON'T DO THIS. WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHO COULD HURT YOU TO BRING YOU TO TAKING YOUR LIFE? GC: YOU. You stare at your computer. Yeah she's always been annoying, and justice obsessed, but you loved her. What could you have done NOW to bring her to death? Did Strider do something too? Whatever he did, you'll kick his ass. But back to the topic. CG: ME? HOW..? GC: YOU TR34T M3 L1K3 TR4SH, 4ND 1 H4V3 NO WORTH. D4V3 N3V3R LOV3D M3, 4ND N31TH3R D1D YOU. SO H3R3 1T GO3S. 1, T3R3Z1 PYROP3, S3NT3NCE MYS3LF TO D34TH BY H4NG1NG P3N4LTY. --------------------- You're Terezi Pyrope once again, and you've pulled the rope around your neck, and kicked off the branch. Your glasses fall off your face, and you die smiling. You tried so hard in life, now you'll be your dreamself forever. But wait... ------------ Your name is once again Karkat Vantas, and you're cutting yourself to blood loss. You strike your sickle against your arms, yelling in agony. Your heart is broken. Why would she say that? Why wouldn't she tell you about how she felt? Your red tears sting the cuts and gashes, red blood leaking everywhere. You scream a blood curdling one, holding your arms up. "I DID IT TEREZI! I DID IT FOR YOU AND I.." Your eyes are blurred by tears, and the blood soaks your shirt. You black out, only to re-awaken to see guess who. Terezi. She lies in the grass, to what appears is talking to herself. "Terezi?" She sits up at your voice, blinking. "What?" "Terezi, it's me. I left." "You left.. Your being?" She asked in surprise, like you were stupid. Or it was the other way around. "I died. Just for you." "I already told you I had no worth, and you chased me here." "To you, I may be a complete asshole, but I really love you."
my best friend writes really shitty one shots. Nice. Oh goodness. I'll have to edit that complete bullshit he wrote .
Updated ver: My humanstuck. Aradia A brown haired girl with brown eyes. She is knownd for likeing all spirital things. She wants to become a kinde of Undertaker one day. After a near death exspirions she had she brock up with her boyfriend Sollux. She later fall in love with Equies and are still with him. She has an 0kay realesonship with her mother (the time maiden) and her sisther (smocking japanish troll chick ) Karkat. Black hair and gry eyes. He is kinda an outsider at school. His best friend is Gamzee (tho it more feels like he is Gamzee's babysitter). He has a hate/love realesonship with his dad (The Signless) and he hates lisening to his older brother (Kankri). After his realesonship with Terazi went wrong, he found himself in love with Sollux, who IS his best friend since 4th grade. Their realesonship is a bit weird, mostly Love/hate. But thy are still togheter and happy. Thy mostly play games, watch movies, are on the pc, eat or have sex. Tavros: After he brock both legs and had to cutt off one, we often find him in a wealchair. He has light brown skin and Dark brown hair with orang/brown eyes. He is Vriska's ex and now Gamzee's boyfriend. The realesonship with Vriska was kinda akwerd since Tav's dad (the Summenur) used to and still flirts with Vriska's mom (mindfang). He is not as confident as his brother (Ruffio) altho he trys. He is good at school and happy now. Sollux: Blond hair with one blue and one brown eye, who talks with a bit of a lisp. He was in a realesonship with Aradia, but brock up when Sollux saw that she started to fall for Equies. Later he was in a realesonship with Feferi but brock up when she cheated on him for Eriden. Later, after haveing a long talk with his father (Pciioniic) he found out he had deep feelings for Karkat. Thy got togheter and still are. Sollux pitys his brother (Mituna) for haveing that exsedent where he hitt his head and damiged his brain alittle, but he is recovering slowlly. Sollux is a great hacker and is the best when it comes to Pc's. He likes bees and honey. Neputa A young happy, cute and lovely girl who dresses often like a cat. She loves Anime and Rp. Her best friend is Equies and her crush WAS Karkat, but that died fast. She loves spending time with Equies and Terezi. She is half asin (from Taiwan) and has a good realesonship with her mom (Disaibil) and her sisther. Terezi A blind girl with Light brown hair and Green eyes. After a fight with Vriska it all ended with Vriska flashing a laser light into Terezis eyes and made her blind, even so she dont mind it. She smells, tayst and hear 4X better then others. She is karkats ex and Daves girlfriend. Her best friend is Naputa and Kanaya. She loves to eat and rp, so she is kind of a werido. She hate Vriska. She has a good (blind) realesonship with her mom (Redglear) but not with her older sisther. Kanaya A fashion girl with black hair and blue/green eyes. She is a lesbien and togheter with Rose. She is a bit older then the rest and is an aprentes on a fashion compeny. She is calm and a good friend of Karkat, Terazi, Naputa and Feferi. Has a okay realadonship with her mother (Dolarosa) and her sisther. Vriska A bitch with black hair and blue eyes. She has a bad realeshonship with her mother (Mindfang) yet thy are really good friends. She is annoyed by her sisther tho. She dislikes Tavros now,(even tho its her own fauld) but she is just envyes. She is now happyly dateing Jonh. Equise A strong man, the best in gym. He is Aradia's boyfriend. He loves to train and make robots, he is also in the same Club as Dirk. He has a close and good realesonship with his father (darklear) and his brother. Gamzee A hardcore kristian with a clown hobby. He has black hair and purpil-blue eyes. After a bar fight he got a scar across his face, so he wears clown make-up. He is Tavros' boyfriend and thy are still happy toghter (on good and bad). Gamzee has a bad realesonship with his father (Highblood) but thy dont really talk that much to each other. Gamzee lives with his oncel that care for he and love him dearly. He has a close realeshonship with his brother, and suports him since he is mute. Eridon A brown haired, dark blue eyeded, dark skinded Drama king. He is now feferi's boyfriend even tho thy fight sometime (but it is not bad). He is a rich guy from a rich family. Has an okay realesonship with is father (duelscar) and look up to him, but has a bad one with his brother. Feferi A sweet eyeland girl from a rich family. She is lovely and liked by almost everyone. Has a akwerd realesonship with her mother and sisther. She (like her family) loves to bake.
Is it bad that my headcanon for Rufioh, Damara and Horuss for Humanstuck is that they were in a love triangle? Basically that the three of them were in a relationship together? And then Rufioh started spending more time with Horuss and then broke up with Damara, and then Cronus, Meenah made fun of her and she became a psychological wreck? And then Horuss still has affairs with her and it's all just a dramatical pile of hate and love? Pffff i ship damarahoruss kill meeeeeee WHOP And for the bullying situation I guess Mituna makes side comments about it but doesn't really give a fuck, Latula pokes at it for fun sometimes but doesn't give a fuck either, Aranea and Porrim make subconscious statements about the 'unfortunate event that has occurred regarding our good friend Damara' without even knowing it, and Rufioh shrugs it off while Horuss is the only guy who actually tried to comfort her? And I guess Kankri is Kankri and just tries to be a good guy while being a douche about it. Cronus.... He tries to pick everyone up but then uses the 'if you wont date me then hate me' technique like a douche. Meenah.... Just does it. Meulin doesn't really know and Kurloz doesn't give a fuck.
I feel obligated to post this Everything is shit and i got lazy and it was supposed to be sadstuck but then my fever kicked in and BAM everything looks awful now what is anatomy their HANDS the sadness the PAIIIIIIIIN
The trolls dont care what sex the other is. The word Gay, laspiend or bi dont exsist for them. Since thier romance has 4 classes its really complicated. The humans on the other hand. Jonh is strait. (crush on Vriska) Rose is lasbien (with Kanaya) Dave is bi. (likes Terazi but something smells fishy) Jade is strait. (likes Dave and Tavros) Jane is bi (likes Jack, but seems like she has something for Roxy) Roxy is bi. (... Dunno really) Jack is bi (likeing Dirk and Jane) Dirk is gay (likeing Jack) There you go. The last update was weird...WATCH OUT DIRK!!