Karkat<3Terezi Karkat<3John Karkat<>Kanaya Karkat<3Gamzee Karkat<>Gamzee Sollux<3Eridan Sollux<3<Eridan Sollux<>Aradia Feferi<3Aradia Kanaya<3Rose Kanaya<>Vriska Vriska<3John Vriska<3Gamzee Vriska<3Terezi Vriska<3<Terezi Terezi<>Dave Gamzee<3Tavros Gamzee<>Tavros Tavros<>Jade Nepeta<>Equius Nepeta<3Equius Dave<3Jade Dave<3John Roxy<3AR Roxy<>Jane Dirk<3Jake Aranea<3Meenah Aranea<3Rufioh (holy fuck you're gonna kill me) Rufioh<3Horuss Meulin<3Kurloz Kankri<>Latula Latula<3Mituna Damara<3<Meenah Cronus<3Mituna Wheeeee YOU'RE ALL GOING TO KILL MEEEEEE my ships WILL SAIL
When we took pictures for orchestra, I put my desired name in as Kurloz c: We'll see how that comes out in the yearbook. ;D
Guys GUYS I THINK IM A CRACKSHIPPER NOW DAVE <3< KARKAT NEPETA <3 TEREZI WHERE ARE THESE SHIPS COMING FROM WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS I NEED HELP
I SHIP NEPETA AND TEREZI TOO OMFG ROLEPLAY BUDDIES TOTESSSSDGHBOAP I FEELS YOU I FEEEEEELLLLLLLSSSS YOUUUUUUU
I ship karkat sollux. Kankrikarkat Kankrimaruna (do I spell that right?) Signlesspciiniic (forgive me troll jesus) Gamzeetavros Davekarkat Davesollux. Etc...
Lmao xD Mituna or latula? Kankri and Latula's a cute ship, considering how flushed and adorbs kankri is for latulabby xD
You really need to start reading homestuck lmao I suggest skipping right over to dave's intro because he's the ironic cool hipster one xD
OH I FORGOT I was talking to an AlbinoHuman!Karkat on msparp as Dave and got him a ironic shitty Christmas sweater to match and Dave visited and Karkat lives in a bad neighborhood and doesn't spend Christmas with anyone AND DAVE IS WATCHING OLD CRAPPY CHRISTMAS MOVIES WITH HIM- *DIES BECAUSE SADSTUCK FLUFF* HELP MEEEEEE-
Humanstuck headcanons, anyone? -- Karkat Vantas: I'd like to think that he's either albino or has brown hair and grey eyes with bags under his eyes, lmao. Roommates with Gamzee, and is in an on and off relationship with Terezi although he loves her in his fucked up adorabloodthirsty way. Has a grudge against Dave for taking Terezi out on prom in high school, lmao. Pretty much the 4chords headcanon on him, because I just love how it depicts the characters. -w- Aradia Megido: Asian American, works as a librarian and is studying archeology. Had a short term relationship with Sollux starting in high school but broke up after she graduated, a short fling with Equius that ended like crap, and now she's starting an awkward 'lesbefriends' kind of relationship with Feferi even though they both dated the same guy at one point in their lives (Sollux). Roommates with Fef. Tavros Nitram: Of Mexican descent, tanned skin and brown hair, and hazel eyes. Crippled, with his legs or amputated (if amputated then Equius made him robotic legs as a gift after being pressured by Vriska lol). Is in a relationship with Gamzee, roommates with Vriska. Sollux Captor: Either a normal American with brown hair and grey eyes or american of asian descent. Studied computer programming, is an excellent hacker. Had a relationship with Aradia in high school but it ended because she had to study abroad for college, and then he dated Feferi in college but broke it off upon cheating on her with Eridan (?) (oh god im so sorry fef), but no hard feelings. Is in a relationship and roommates with Eridan. Nepeta Leijon: Korean and Japanese, short with black hair and black eyes, typical korean appearance but likes to wear green contacts sometimes. Has an obsession with cats. Loves to help out in the pet store, and can be seen reading manga or playing on her NDS. Carries a backpack with multiple buttons around almost 24/7. Living with Equius after running away from home. Discusses shipping with Karkat a lot. Kanaya Maryam: Either African American or American with incredibly pale luminescent skin (xD). Eye color differs from black to green depending on background. Is a fashion designer, and she lives with Rose who she is in a relationship with. Terezi Pyrope: Ginger (OF COURSE) with freckles. Has grey eyes, but ever since the incident with Vriska that caused her to become blind, she hides them behind the red glasses she always wears. Studying law, and is living in the same apartment complex, and floor as Dave. In an on and off relationship with Karkat, even though she loves him. Her mother despises the Serkets with a passion. Vriska Serket: Either American with long blonde unkempt hair with blue eyes or Asian with long messy black hair and black eyes. If it's the latter, then she wears blue contacts a lot. Has a bad relationship with her mom and ran away from home to her aunt (sn0woman). She works in the magic shop with John. Always loves to scare the kids and customers. Very guilty about making Terezi blind but hides with her 8luh 8luh bitch attitude. She's in a relationship with John and roommates with Tavros. Equius Zahhak: African American descent. Always wears sunglasses and a tank top, and is a mechanic. Found Nepeta crying outside of his workplace and they developed a very close bond (aka equius is the most overprotective creep), and she stays with him in his apartment and they both live off chinese takeouts, sushi, and ramen. Her asian desu desuness has influenced him to start watching anime, and they both debate on which series is better. (oh god why) (butofcoursenepetaalwayswins) Gamzee Makara: (insert 4chords!canon here pls) works at an Art Shop, and used to smoke and drink a lot before moving in with Karkat. Still smokes, but not a lot. Replaced booze with faygo (youre all going to hate my guts) Eridan Ampora: (Omg his hair, HIS HAIR IS A MESS.) blonde or brunette, with the streak in his hair. (octopimp headcanon voice) He has an awful taste in fashion and an obsession with scarves which Sollux says is borderline fetishistic. Rich kid, typical spoiled and arrogant behavior, but Sollux still loves him. His parents cut off his allowance after college but after three months of persistent whining they gave in and the allowance money came back again, but half of the money he originally had. (that's because they were nearly broke because of eridan's dumb scarf obsession) BUT THEN THE ALLOWANCE WAS CUT OFF AGAIN. Works at the fish shop with Fef. Is in a relationship with Sollux, and roommates with him. Feferi Peixes: Hawaiian, original hair color was brown but then she died it blonde with pink highlights. Works at a fish shop. Her mom was incredibly rich and had ridiculously high expectations of her, so she ran away from home and met Eridan at a young age. PALE BFFS FOREVS. Dated Sollux then met Aradia at the library when she was doing research on fishies. They moved in together, and their relationship became fuzzy from friends to 'are we lesbians or what'. Likes to swim in their free time. As for the incident involving Terezi and Vriska, they were a roleplaying club in middle school along with Tavros and Aradia, but then after accidentally pushing Tavros down the stairs and crippling him, Terezi decided that Vriska did it on purpose and they got into a fight, that broke Vriska's arm and caused a scar on her cheek, and made Terezi blind. Terezi's chill about it and she has excellent smell and hearing, but Vriska's still guilty about it. Aaaaand there you go HEADCANONS AKDNAIDNAKKA
These headcanons THESE FLIPPIN HEADCANONSSSSSSS OHMYGOD THESE ARE PERFECT I can See them Chloe I CAN SEE THEMMMMMMMM ("are we lesbians or what" )