SON OF A GUM CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME! FORGET MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE OUTS! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLUCK RECEPTICLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBEQUE WITH A GOT DAMN PIG.
Verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. A full-bodied food fetish.