*Hit Blunt*

*hits blunt*
If you cut yourself in front of an onion, will it start crying ?

 

*Hits blunt* If you work as a security at a Samsung store, does that make you Guardian or the Galaxy?

 

Go ahead do it cut yourself in front of a onion I support this .
For best results cut like all the way through , cut your body into two equal pieces

 

That makes you slightly better than McD employee ?

 

It's never an accident. It's always a human error.

 

Lol, that was funny.

 

At least you have an imagination

 

*hits blunt* All fruits have seeds except for the Banana. Does that make the Banana a backdoor vegetable?

 

*hits the blunt*
Did you know that the people in Philippines have only one ear on each side?

 

*Hits Blunt*
How did the people who make the clock know what time it was?

 

Well early people observed the lengths of the day and nights and that is how they got a rough idea

 

Thank you for the infomation daddy. Nubby Samsung needed to know

 

^ I wouldn't be too shocked if someday daisy changes name to Daddy-Dobby-Daisy

 

I'm about to take a drink every time James calls somebody a nub ?

 

Sundials and observing the solstices ?

 

If a black hole is really highly compressed matter, why do those geniuses still call them holes?

 

*hits blunt* I like ....... to rp

 

You're going to get hammered

 

*Hits Blunt*

If I clean my vacuum cleaner, does that make me a vacuum cleaner?