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Fish Are Friends Not Food ?

 

Look up some of her other stuff, she's like scarily talented

 

My cat doesn’t kill things, and instead likes to bring them in the house. Birds are her favorite to bring inside and it’s a pain getting them out. ???‍♀️

 

Gimme 

 

Let me tell u one of my funny stories what happened to me its really embarasing for me but i dont mind sharing. I was in class with my school mates and we were writing test so in the room was complete silent and in that time my a** decided she want to speak and i let out fart. I was acting like nothing happened but i was blushing and every one was looking at me.

 

What do you call an alligator detective? An investiGATOR.

 

That’s rough

 

For me its funny story now and they stop staring after few seconds

 

Elephants are pregnant for 18 months

 

I caught a purple Meowth on Pokemon Go 

 

Here is a neat fact from an Aussie:

Did you know? If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground, it can’t hop.

That’s because it uses it’s tail for balance and for extra power to hop. . And if you lift it, it can no longer hop, nor can it balance itself while moving.

 

Anything ?

 

Who did the skeleton brought to the party?
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No(body) ?

 

Hell o. Give me some love? ex

 

If your taller than 6 foot and 2 inches then you are taller than 94% of the world ??

 

Everyone has antennas called sixth sense, once unlock - mind reading is possible

 

I want free stuffs

 

Billy goats pee on their own heads to smell more attractive to female goats ?

 

Did you know that chainsaws were invented for aid in childbirth

 

Read my mind pls