hi, want free stuff?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kitten, Aug 23, 2018.

  1. that would be nice :’))
     
  2. Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
     
  3. Did you know that animals can actually understand you in any language . they adapt to your language and over time understand what you say. Please gift me :)
     
  4. It's not so much that they understand you in any language. It's that they memorize the tone of what you say. For example, I can call my cat literally anything and as long as i use the same baby-talk intonation that I use when i call her name she'll respond. They will memorize a handful of words if they hear you say it enough and the meaning behind it is obvious. Like when dogs hear their owner say walk and get used to being taken for a walk whenever that word is used.
     
  5. A dog is the only thing on Earth , that loves you more than you love yourself
     
  6. Out of all the threads on PIMD, this is definitely one of them.
     
  7. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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    Because 7 has been planning his revenge for a long time.
     
  8. I have more than 1k losses! I expect a single 10mcs item
     
  9. Can I get a new outfit? 
     
  10. What's the difference between oral and anal sex?
    Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
     
  11. Wait...we can't say anal?
     
  12. I DONT EVEN KNOW  BUT uhm did you know Christian Louboutoin is pronounced the same why I spelt it. Smh bye
     
  13. The inventor of the segway died when he crashed his segway
     
  14. Lol I'm far off from 1k...but uhh...the guy who created match(dot)com lost his wife to some guy she met on that website lmfaojdnfntoepwhdnci life huh
     
  15. What do you call a nosey pepper?

    Jalapen-yo business! ??
     
  16. I like free stuff? that's nice fact about me, yeah