hi, want free stuff?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kitten, Aug 23, 2018.

  1. is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns , coz they taste funny?
     
  2. A buttload is an actual measurement. It's about 126 gallons.
     
  3. Kitten, thays a ton of things to give away. Are you finally wuitting PIMD??
     
  4. Listerine was originally marketed as a cleaning agent for ye'r household.

    Also, if I remember correctly, they were the one who coined the term halitosis.
     
  5. So did you know that banging your head on the wall for an hour burns 150 calories ?? I think I just found my new exercise ??‍♀️
     
  6. Okay but if a marine is a bottom, would you call them a submarine?
     
  7. I just came to say that, you're hot. ??
     
  8. Is it too early to get another free item?

    Either way here’s some lyrics to a song that I heavily relate to:

    i’m turning out the lights
    to remember how to see
    until a renaissance takes place
    and resuscitates the color of paint and divinity

    as if God hid the building blocks
    of every beautiful thing
    in this game of hide and seek
    i can’t help but think that ordinary has swallowed the key

    bodies fashioned out of dirt and dust
    for a moment we get to be glorious
    ice sculptures adorned in light
    sand castles built tall in between the tides

    maybe i’m hiding behind metaphor
    maybe my heart needs to break to be sure
    one day i’ll wear it all on my sleeve
    the insignificant with the sacred unique

    but i’ve fallen in love with a ghost
    and i lost my balance when i needed it most
    this blurry photograph is proof
    of what i’m not sure but it feels like truth

    i’m stuck swimming in shadows down here
    it’s been forever since i came up for air
    flashlight in hand determined to find
    authenticity only poetry could even begin to try to describe

    bodies fashioned out of dirt and dust
    for a moment we get to be glorious

    what if we already are
    who we’ve been dying to become
    in certain light i can plainly see
    a reflection of magnificence
    hidden in you
    maybe even in me
     
  9. Hoping to get something from u <3
     
  10. (ಠ‿ಠ) Hi, thanks for checking in.. I'm still a piece of garbage~
     
  11. ? me pls.
     
  12. ?‍♀️Hai.
     
  13. I hope this is a scam and you all get nothing tbh
     
  14. I sniff kittens
     
  15. It isn't; I got a 3mcs single.
     
  16. No use proving yourself to her, she’s just a nub that wants to whine
     
  17. My fav thing is that Kitten'll still probably gift her an item since she meets the f loss req :lol: