hi, want free stuff?

Kitten, you planning to finally give up pimd to become one with koh?


don’t go

 

You’ve still been somewhat active on forums recently tho

 

Thank you sml ?

 

give me something please

 

I have 500+ loses

 

????

 

Hi
I was missed

 

Free stuff. K thx

 

Damn... kind of accurate.

 

Laughter is a proven way to lose weight ?

 

Pick-up line I've heard before
Person A: Do you know how much a polar bear weights?
Person B: No, how much?
Person A: Enough to break the ice ?

 

Male sea horses carry the babies and give birth instead of the females. The skin on your elbow is called the weenis. My best friend has 8 cats and all of their names start with the letter M. 

 

The shrimps heart is in it’s head ?

 

My fav quote is by a cat who was given subtitles on a video but i gotta say it was pretty accurate, anyways here it is: “i love i love i humped me. Now clean the litter b____t” wall me if you are interested on the video.

 

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12, 345,678,987,654,321 

 

2,520 can be divided by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 without having a fractional left over.

 

I have a joke about mayonnaise but I will not tell it to you because you might spread it 

 

Know how we often call baby rabbits bunnies? Well we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time. They are actually called kittens.