America: Awwwww... It's just Russia... Japan: That is unfortunate, America-san, but if you have been as good as you say, Santa may yet appear.
America: Why not? *Laughs* Germany, you gotta loosen up, man! Look, just come by my cousin California's house and we'll make you less stiff.
America: Says the guy always drinking beer from a BOOT! If that doesn't say "Drunkard" I don't know what does! Japan: America does have a point...
"Japan, go find China's panda. He's been crying for hours now. And, Says the man who seems to be the hero when all the countries get screwed over and deal with your plan!"