HETALIA!!!!!! RP

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *12th_Doctor_Malpense (01), Dec 22, 2011.

  1. (VODKAAAAAAAA!)
    "Oh god..."
     
  2. Russia: huh? Oh just ignore me. I'm just waiting for the cookies.

    Italy: cookies!!!!
     
  3. (BELARIS! :p)
    "Okay...I think they're done now.."
    -pulls them out of the oven and sets them down and makes another clock-
     
  4. Italy: *eats one cookie whole, then screams* HOOOOOTTT!!!!!

    Russia: *takes cookie, looks at it, takes a small bite, then spits it out* these don't have any nuts in them. *takes a bottle of vodka, dried cut up squid, and a jar of pickles* this should do.
     
  5. XD)
    "Then make the damned cookies yourself then Russia!"
     
  6. Russia: you know what?!?! I'll just get Ukraine to make some. *downs the bottle of vodka, then leaves*
     
  7. "Godamnit! Italy, are they okay cookies?@
     
  8. Italy: *with tears in his eyes* yes. But they're a bit hot...
     
  9. "Drink this."
    -hands him a beer-
    "it will cool it down."
     
  10. Italy: I've never liked bear. Do you have wine?
     
  11. "Eh? wine? Look downstairs."
     
  12. Italy: ok. *floats dreamily to the basement* I found it!!!
     
  13. "I think I'll stick with my beer you pasta loving Dumpkoff.."
     
  14. Italy: ok, your loss... Speaking of. Pastaaaaaaa~~
     
  15. "Oh fuck..."
    *facepalm*
     
  16. Italy: what? What is wrong with pasta? It's not like it's pizza. That's Romano's property.
     
  17. "Romano has no respect for me Italy
     
  18. Italy: yeah, true. But does romano respect anyone at all? Don't think so. He's pretty mean...