How about Life Alert, Az? Have you ever fallen and couldn't get up? :0 That's actually a good idea, Munch. People leave and let them deal with each other. We can lurk.
I said you probably did. Not that I know you did. That's what happens in most situations. A noob makes a hate thread because they're angry at the world(probably because they had a sad life) and then when they start to realize they're stupidity they farm everybody. That'll get us right where it hurts!
Oh, goodness no. Those commercials creep me out. Damn old people falling. Am I not allowed to stay? ): And Munchy is no noob. He can be annoying or obtuse as hell, but the dear is no noob.
Pssht. You are no noob. Silly doof. The commercial...I mean, look at their faces. And the "I've fallen and I can't get up!" So you can fall your ass down and move your arms enough to press a button on your neck, but you can't move enough to knock over that feeble table with the damn shaky legs that has a telephone on it? Suuuuuuure.