Whenever I get on the computer, I look at my background. My background is a picture of a duck. I don't even fucking like ducks. Ducks piss me off when I go to the park.
Usually when people complain about water in formation, I tell them, "If you keep it up, we're going to do a column left straight into that water, and of anybody quacks, we're all going swimming."
Fuck yeah, America.
Military is ducks.