Help please [Bit personal]

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Sep 21, 2014.

  1. Try eating potato or potato chips... or mushrooms? Or a bloody steak? These things make me go but its probs not normal. If your lactose intolerant try dairy?
     
  2. If this is real try eating high fibre foods:
    Wholemeal, granary and softgrain varieties of bread
    Jacket potatoes, new potatoes in their skins and baked potato skins
    Wholegrain breakfast cereals, eg. Weetabix, branflakes, unsweetened muesli, Shreddies and porridge oats
    Wholemeal pasta and brown rice
    Beans, lentils and peas
    Fresh and dried fruits – particularly if the skins are eaten
    Vegetables – particularly if the skins are eaten
    Nuts and seeds
    Wholemeal flour
     
  3. The stupidity levels are too damn high!
     
  4. Haha This was a giggle...

    Anyway this isn't really the place Op ?
    Try Google ._.
     
  5. Put some water inside, sure poop?
     
  6. Eat lots of ricola as it has a laxative effect. Or try letting you poop exit the other way ?
     
  7. Do what the woman is doing you might get it out
     
  8. Wth op get a life lmao
     
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  10. Drink lots of McDonalds coffee
     
  11. I have this problem all the time and what helps me is if you just eat 20 hamburgers all at once!!
     
  12. Do what I do ,put on a gloves and play with your ass. Always seems to work for me
     
  13. They do say the bigger your crap is the more badass you are,
     
  14. Go to doctor
     
  15. Drink prune juice or take a laxative..haha
     
  16. Option A: Do a handstand om the toilet bowl, dip your head in the toilet, repeat this process until your crap is out.

    Option B: Do a C-section using a bread knife, a spoon, some tongs, gloves and a bottle of alcohol (Hydrogen Peroxide works as much) Vut yourself in the stomach area (Like what Carl did on her preggo mom) Pour alcohol directly om the wound. Let it sit there for a while until your crap is out.

    Option C: Grab a scrabble board, some food(preferably those rich in fiber) a bottle of energy drink(or a can), a bucketful of lego bricks and some lubricant(water based)
    Lube up the hole then shove every other thing I just required, push. congrats the crap is out.

    Option D: Hold the record for the largest crap, longest crap and longest time a crap is held.

    Option E: Go on your pc or laptop. Open a net browser, shove it up and go to the washroom.
    Deposit items in the toilet, don't forget to wipe.