HELLLPPP D:

I can honestly say, I hope she gets through the door.

 

Well sorry to say...yes



Jk :3 slap dat ***** in da face!

 

Ditch 

 

Let your sister cool down and then come out after 20-30 mins but if your sister is really not kidding then don't come out at all!! Is your sister older or younger?

 

If she opens the door find a way to get shampoo in her eyes then run

 

Is she still after you?

 

Does she have issues?

 

Scream
Hump the tub if you are bored
if she breaks through, flick boogers at her
If it doesn't work then slap her

Or die 

 

Who's bathroom are you in?

 

If she gets in, play "oppossum."


 

Don't die sophie or I will . Just  you can do it. I would personally take an object an use it for defense, use creativity.
_Warrior

 

You're really in trouble isn't there like a window you can escape from??!!

 

Razor?

 

Lol whenever I play oppossum my sister just looks at me like I'm insane, then gives up and walks away in a huff.

Soap up the floor in front of the door so she slips, then you can make your escape? 

 

 baby oil and a belt!!!!! Beat that *****!!!!!!

 

 best idea so far

 

@michelle: best idea so far

 

Ugh double post

 

Pull her hair down and bang her hand against the wall until she drops the sharp object  or until her hand is no longer of use

 

Go get her a new croissant.