Have you ever?

Shot at, but a bullet never actually hit me.

Have you ever lived off only soup cans and ramen noodle-type packages for more than a month?

 

Yes


Have you ever, ever?

 

No
Have you ever been reported

 

No bet you have though. Have you ever gotten jumped.

 

No have you ever drawn a dīk on your friends face

 

Yes
Have you ever slept in a bath tub

 

Yep. Have you ever accidentally tasted your own poo after scratching your butt then licking your fingers a bit later then realised what you did?

 

No. Have you ever met Loki?

 

No, have you?

 

How you ever did 69

 

Of course, have you ever been dragged to the lake, where I forced you to call me daddy and I licked your ear and rubbed your tummy?

 

lmao omg I just died from laughter 

Maybe, maybe not, we'll never know ???

Have you ever played a prank on a friend or family member and uploaded their reaction to YouTube?

 

No i havent, have you ever jumped out of a plane without a parachute

 

No haha.
Have you ever breath through your mouth?

 

Nope.Have you ever turn on someone just by saying hi?

 

Yes, but have you turned me on yet?

 

No have
Have you ever licked a dead bird

 

Ew no lmao

Have you cried over a tv series?

 

No. Have you ever petted a llama?