Real minister: - smashes the doors open - OH NO YOU DONT BASTÄRD - points wand at phoney minister - AVADAKEDAVRA!
Real minister: and I don't have a missing eye or leg he got one of my dads hairs - laughs - what a plonker, sure mr potter
Minister: right then... What happened here? - looks at Sam and James - I'd like to know from a pupils point of view