(Sorry, I was asked an awkward question yesterday and my friend tanner screamed,"GO MY SMEZZI BEKKA!" and he was sitting below my mom in the dugout.)
(Then after the game, my mom grabbed tanner and my hand and asked what the hell a smezzi was. I was like, oh shit.)
(Tanners answer: "Well Mrs.------, that's what we called eachother in fifth grade." I was like, "Bitch, you're not supposed to TELL HER THAT!")
(And I hit his shoulder and walked away really pissed off. and what happened in fifth grade was we were watching baseball, I called carter my smezzie, then he asked me why did I say that if I was already his, I was like,"......" then he started making my arm go numb by grabbing it. Carter: *Walking to the dugout* What's wrong with tanner? Tanner:"BEKKA IS MAH SMEZZI.)