(LMFAO I'll be like screaming PAGING DR FAGGOT at the top of my lungs an he's like meh once my gf dared me to a game of penis (where u have to see who can shout it loudest) and we didn't get yelled at an she was really loud)
(And then allow me to firebomb him? (Pranks fireworks firecracker and (lol parenthesesception) a fly by) plzz)