guys amuse me 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. I'm not attractive right now though  I have guac and queso all over me and I'm dressed for work complete with a ponytail. I do not look sexy in the slightest 
     
  2. You look the prettiest with no makeup on I hope you don't take it wrong
     
  3. Something like that
     
  4. Cam  Drake is not relevant ?
     
  5. in this case he is
     
  6. It is creepy but no need to make yourself less than you are ️
     
  7. well he doesn't have to know 
     
  8. They will stop...hit ur mid 30s
     
  9. I can relate to OP. Cant go anywhere w/o random guys trying to talk to you. And the pickbup lines you get sometimes are just hilarious. Gets old quick tho, esp if you're already in a bad mood lol. Poor guys saying youre gorgeous and youre like "screw you" lmao
     
  10. I hate when guys come up to me complimenting my purse and shit.  Like, step off. For real
     
  11. Omg, the same thing happens to me, Jo. We're just too damn fab.
     
  12. Her name tho  Girl you ratchet
     
  13. Dat ratchet doe. 
     
  14. I'm unsure if it will stop when I hit mid 30


    I look young as it is 
     
  15. Actually I've had girls come up to me  thinking that I was lesbian  and it would be really awkward when I had to tell them that I wasn't
     
  16. The smell of sex lures us in. And..... Well........ You reek of it.









    jk
     
  17.  thanks Jopo 
     
  18. It's dem glasses ? and dat  ass.

    When you see your face it's like: POW!
    And then that look is all like: PLA-DAOW!!
    And then of course dat ass be all like: Excuse me kind sir, I'm gonna need you to come over here and slap me a few times if you don't mind.

    At least that's how it goes in my imagination I haven't actually seen it.
     
  19.  OMG when will pimd stop discussing my ass? 

    Dannnn don't bring my bum up. And no you've never seen it 