I know there's a similiar joke about pansexual people being attracted to kitchenware. Although I think both of those things would technically fall more in line with being a fetish or paraphilia rather than a sexual orientation.
I did not make a completely unnecessary guide. Let people Google things. Although, I do have too much time on my hands. Unfortunately, I waste it on here instead of doing something, you know, productive. Also, thanks for misgendering me.